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@Horus002 我也想问。。。卧槽这下真成和服了 :0520:

今天早八怎么就来了这么点人- -你们都不想上数学吗,我也是 :aru_0250:

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首先我要说哥们怎么会把衣服穿成这样呢其次我要说我操穿汉服真的太热了比穿西装三件套还热

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在一群中学生当中穿着奇装异服疾驰。。。 :ac_acg034:

哥们穿汉服真的怎么看怎么像穿的是和服啊。。。。

匿名bot发自拍为什么不去小红书。。。看到个人脸吓死哥们了。。。

其实也想听听新曲的但是新曲真的怎么一首比一首难听。。。(连滚带爬爬回纯音乐)

一边搞船一边嫉妒为什么他有老婆做饭送饭带孩子赚钱养家,一边偷偷想要是真有这么一个人首先对方不能是男的因为很明显我不是gay所以男的达咩。。。

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其实之前看到一部手书很适合他俩然后问了一下然后发现果然这个b我记得没错哥们是个艺术白痴。没法送哥们去搞艺术。。。

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确实什么都没有说,但又确实什么都说了。因为一个人会读心,另一个人会预知未来。

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感觉想写NSFW还是能写的,吧、大概、也许、可能、我也不确定。但主要是害怕把朋友创死了。

我船中最适合当男同性恋的竟然是两个已婚直男我真是想不通。。。但就是诡异地合适得不得了。

In the silence, I stared at him, the solo performer on stage, who was singing a slow, sad song, completely forgetting where I was at the moment. Not knowing we were standing downstage, watching the performance, I ignored the crowd that separated me from him, but was instead alone, face to face with him, hearing him sing just for me. Yet, it was more than that. He seemed more like he was whispering softly to someone who only existed in the nothingness that I could see. By the time the guitarist of the accompanying band played the last note of the song with the plectrum, his melancholic violet eyes caught all my sight, including the corner of my eyes. Everything in my spirit centred on him. I stared at him so hard that I felt my eyes could penetrate his soul, which I was unwilling to read on my ability for inner information. In return, he was gazing at me with full attention, eyes appearing to be filled with tears. A myriad of emotions that welled up inside my heart was as chaotic as delicate nerves twisting around the same needle. Wherefore art thou grieving thus, for as though hast tasted ten thousand years alone. I wondered. There were a thousand stories he read from my eyes. It was the past and the future where we could have met and occurred in the infinite parallel universes.

@Xsss 谷狗了一下好像可以(挠头)谢谢你

:0560: 咦所以3.8适合送什么花啊有没有人比较了解。。。。。。

晕过去了梦见自己变成了电次吃女人软饭。。。大概是这种剧情的漫画电影。醒来之后受不了自己吃软饭。

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